–Knock, knock-<\/p>\n
–Who’s there?<\/p>\n
–Hi. \u00c2\u00a0I’m an alien from another galaxy<\/p>\n
–I’m so glad you speak English<\/p>\n
–Actually, my species has developed a universal translation device. \u00c2\u00a0But don’t ask me how it works?<\/p>\n
–Wow. \u00c2\u00a0I guess your species must be way smarter than us people on Earth<\/span><\/p>\n –Please! \u00c2\u00a0Is the Pope a Catholic?<\/p>\n –Well, yes . . . Oh, I bet that’s an example of your devise translating a great cosmic truth into something that even I can understand.<\/p>\n –Exactly! \u00c2\u00a0Wait a moment. \u00c2\u00a0My friend here wants to tell you a joke. \u00c2\u00a0It’s a knee thumper, although I don’t myself have any \u00c2\u00a0knees to thump . . .<\/p>\n If the universe started off with a Big Bang, and no one was there to hear it, did it really make a bang?<\/p>\n \u00c2\u00a0. \u00c2\u00a0. \u00c2\u00a0.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" –Knock, knock- –Who’s there? –Hi. \u00c2\u00a0I’m an alien from another galaxy –I’m so glad you speak English –Actually, my species has developed a universal translation device. \u00c2\u00a0But don’t ask me how it works? –Wow. \u00c2\u00a0I guess your species must be … Continue reading